NUNCRACKERS
MusBook, Music and Lyrics by Dan Goggin
Direction by Stacy Hawking-Haralson
Musical Direction by William Michael Luyties
Choreography by Jenna Doerce

The LITTLE sisters of HOBOKEN ARE BACK!
The Nunsense Christmas Musical, Nuncrackers, is presented as the first TV special taped in the Cable Access Studio built by Reverend Mother in the convent basement. It stars the nuns you love, plus Father Virgil and four of Mount Saint Helen’s most talented students. Featuring all new songs, including “Twelve Days Prior to Christmas,” “Santa Ain’t Comin’ to Our House,” “We Three Kings of Orient Are Us” and “It's Better to Give than to Receive,” this show is filled with wacky Nunsense humor, some of your favorite carols, and a “Secret Santa” sequence featuring audience participation.
Certain to tickle your funny bone and likely to tug at your heartstrings, Nuncrackers is the perfect way to make your holiday season merry and bright!
rehearsals
A detailed rehearsal schedule will be distributed following casting.
Not all performers will be called to every rehearsal.
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October 19-November 24
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Mondays–Thursdays, 7:00pm-9:30pm
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Sundays, 1:00pm-5:00pm (as needed)
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November 28-29
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Tech Rehearsals
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12:00pm-6:00pm
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November 30-December 3
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Dress Rehearsals
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7:00pm-9:30pm
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performances
Thursday pick-up rehearsals may be required once the show has opened.
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December 4 @ 7:30pm
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December 5 @ 7:30pm
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December 6 @ 2:00pm
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December 11 @ 7:30pm
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December 12 @ 7:30pm
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December 13 @ 2:00pm
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December 18 @ 7:30pm
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December 19 @ 2:00pm
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December 19 @ 7:30pm
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December 20 @ 2:00pm
Audition Information
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Saturday, October 3
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10:00am-2:30pm -- General Auditions
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4:00pm-7:00pm -- Callbacks
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Auditions are open to the community and parts may be cast with performers of any ethnicity.
Performers must be at least 18 years old to audition for adult roles and 10 years old to audition for the roles of Louise, Maria, John and Billy.
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Performers should bring a current headshot and resume, stapled together.
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Performers should prepare a 32-bar musical selection in the style of the show that demonstrates both vocal ability and comedic storytelling.
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Performers should bring accompaniment tracks on a bluetooth-enabled device for playback (bluetooth speaker will be provided). A piano accompanist will not be provided and a cappella singing is not accepted.
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After their vocal audition, performers will stay for a brief dance/movement call during their audition appointment window. Make sure to wear comfortable clothing that allows for easy movement.

character breakdowns
Stageworks Theatre is committed to inclusive casting. Performers of all ethnicities, body types, gender identities, and abilities are encouraged to audition.
All roles require strong comedic instincts, confident singing, and a willingness to embrace the playful, interactive style of the Nunsense series. Character ages are flexible. Performers of all ethnicities are encouraged to audition.
SISTER MARY REGINA, REVEREND MOTHER
Female, approximately 40s–70s
The feisty Mother Superior of the Little Sisters of Hoboken. Reverend Mother works hard to maintain order, but her carefully planned Christmas special repeatedly veers out of control. Raised in a circus family, she has an unmistakable love of show business beneath her stern exterior. Requires excellent comic timing, a commanding stage presence, strong audience interaction skills, and a versatile singing voice.
SISTER MARY HUBERT
Female, approximately 30s–60s
The Mistress of Novices and Reverend Mother’s practical, capable second-in-command. Hubert has wanted to be a nun her entire life and is frequently exasperated by the problems she believes Reverend Mother has created. Their friendly rivalry is one of the show’s central comic relationships. Requires warmth, authority, strong comedic chemistry, and a powerful voice capable of leading the show’s gospel-style finale.
SISTER ROBERT ANNE
Female, approximately 30s–60s
A tough, streetwise nun from Brooklyn with a generous heart and undeniable theatrical ambition. Robert Anne connects naturally with the students and is always looking for her opportunity to become the star of the program. Bold, energetic, quick-witted, and emotionally grounded. Requires a strong character actor and confident singer who can balance broad comedy with genuine heart. Also provides the voice of the puppet Sister Mary Annette.
SISTER MARY PAUL, ALSO KNOWN AS AMNESIA
Female, approximately 20s–50s
Sweet, innocent, and delightfully unpredictable. After once losing her memory when a crucifix fell on her head, she discovered that she was Sister Mary Paul, a successful country singer. Although her memory has returned, she remains somewhat absent-minded. Requires excellent comic instincts, an endearing personality, strong audience interaction, and a versatile singer comfortable with country-style material.
SISTER MARY LEO
Female, approximately 20s–40s
A former novice who dreams of becoming the world’s first famous ballerina nun. She is thrilled to perform in the convent’s version of The Nutcracker, but an unexpected mishap prevents her from participating in most of the Christmas program. This is a brief featured appearance near the beginning of the show and may be combined with a backstage or production assignment. Dance or ballet ability is strongly preferred.
FATHER VIRGIL MANLY TROTT
Male, approximately 30s–60s
Sister Mary Leo’s brother, a Franciscan priest, radio personality, and former member of the Trott Family Singers. Father Virgil has been invited to help the sisters produce their television special, but soon becomes part of the chaos himself. He impersonates convent cook Sister Julia, Child of God, and participates in the show’s increasingly disastrous Nutcracker ballet. Requires a strong singer, fearless comedian, excellent character work, and comfort with physical comedy.
LOUISE
Girl, approximately 10–14
One of Mount Saint Helen’s featured students. Bright, energetic, and comfortable performing as part of a close-knit group. Requires singing, movement, clear line delivery, and strong focus throughout the production.
MARIA
Girl, approximately 10–14
One of Mount Saint Helen’s featured students. Enthusiastic, expressive, and ready to embrace the show’s comedy. Requires singing, movement, clear line delivery, and strong focus throughout the production.
JOHN
Boy, approximately 10–14
One of Mount Saint Helen’s featured students. Lively, confident, and comfortable participating in musical numbers and comic scenes. Requires singing, movement, clear line delivery, and strong focus throughout the production.
BILLY
Boy, approximately 10–14
One of Mount Saint Helen’s featured students. Playful, energetic, and able to work well within an ensemble. Requires singing, movement, clear line delivery, and strong focus throughout the production.
CASTING NOTE
The four student roles function primarily as a featured ensemble and appear throughout the convent’s Christmas television special. While the roles are designated as two girls and two boys in the licensed standard edition, their exact ages may vary based on talent, maturity, and ability to manage the material. All four performers should be confident singers and movers with strong personalities and dependable stage discipline.
