Zoom Auditions: Greetings!

Zoom "Walk-in" Auditions from 7:30pm - 9:00pm, Tuesday, October 6

(If you already sent a video audition, need not attend unless invited.)

Stageworks Theatre will kick off the holiday season with a warm, supernatural holiday blast, Greetings! by Tom Dudzik.   


Andy has a sweet Catholic mother, a sour Catholic father and an intellectually disabled younger brother named Mickey. When he brings his Jewish atheist fiance home to meet the folks on Christmas Eve, his worst fears about family blow-ups are realized. But when Mickey, whose entire vocabulary has been limited to "oh boy" and "wow," suddenly spouts the word "Greetings!", the entire family's belief system is turned upside down. For it seems an ancient, wise and witty spirit who is set upon healing the family's wounds has borrowed Mickey's body! 

Health & Safety

All actors, production team, volunteers and staff at Stageworks Theatre are expected to abide with our Pandemic Health & Safety Guidelines. These protocols include mandatory mask wearing inside the Stageworks facility, social distancing, daily self health checks, rigid hygiene and sanitizing standards, strictly enforced Stay Home and Return protocols and heavily scrutinized adherence to a rehearsal “bubble.”  We may also require a negative COVID test during the production as conditions change. Out of respect for the health of others, please do not audition if you are not ready to adhere to strict health and safety protocols. Note: We are seating a maximum of 50% of the total available capacity in our theatre. Our audience is social-distanced and also required to abide with many of these same strict guidelines within our control.

Walk-in Zoom auditions will be held on Tuesday, October 6, from 7:30pm - 9:00pm.  All auditions open to the community and parts may be cast with actors of any ethnicity.  All actors are required to be at least 18 years old at the time of auditions. Roles may be cast without callbacks. If callbacks are required, these are conducted remotely through Zoom on 9/26-9/28.  Rehearsals and performances are held at Stageworks Theatre, 10760 Grant Road, Houston, Texas 77070.

Rehearsal Schedule
  • 26 rehearsals prior to Tech Week--Though all actors will not be called for every rehearsal, actors required to be conflict-free for a minimum of 22 rehearsals given conditions may warrant rehearsal postponements.

  • Technical Week: November 14-November 19 (attendance mandatory)

  • Rehearsals begin on October 12 with a Production Meeting and Zoom table read at 10:30am.   

  • Rehearsals are generally held Monday-Thursday 7:30pm -10:00pm & Saturdays 9:30am - 1pm.  Schedule will vary from 3-5 rehearsals per week depending on conflicts, calls & conditions in the Houston area. (You will only be called when needed.)

  • Rehearsals October 3 through October 10 are ALL CALL (attendance is mandatory)

  • Pickup rehearsals are held every Thursday evening during the run of the show, except Thanksgiving (This pickup is scheduled for Tuesday, Nov 24).


Performance Schedule

To accommodate for small audiences (40-50 patrons), we will perform 16-18 shows:

  • Friday, Nov 20, 7:30pm

  • Saturday, Nov 21, 7:30pm

  • Sunday, Nov 22, 3pm

  • Friday, Nov 27, 7:30pm

  • Saturday, Nov 28, 7:30pm

  • Sunday, Nov 29, 3pm

  • Friday, Dec 4, 7:30pm

  • Saturday, Dec 5, 7:30pm

  • Sunday, Dec 6, 3pm

  • Friday, Dec 11, 7:30pm

  • Saturday, Dec 12, 3:00pm

  • Saturday, Dec 12, 7:30pm (TBD)

  • Sunday, Dec 13, 3pm

  • Friday, Dec 18, 7:30pm

  • Saturday, Dec 19, 3:00pm

  • Saturday, Dec 19, 7:30pm (TBD)

  • Sunday, Dec 20, 3pm


How to Audition
  • Prepare any monologue up to 1.5 minutes in the style of the show (dramedy) OR the following two monologues, depending on gender:

  • Attend the Zoom "Walk-in" Auditions on Tuesday, October 6 any time between 7:30pm - 9pm.  You will be put into a waiting area and the moderator will let you know approximately how long until it is your turn, should there be a wait.

  • Complete an online audition form. You will need an acting resume, a headshot, an emergency contact, and your thorough conflict information. If you are attending the zoom auditions, an uploaded link to a video audition is not necessary. You may submit a video if unable to attend.

Final Casting

Watch our the Stageworks Theatre Open Auditions Facebook group for casting updates.

Available Roles and Director Character Notes

Andy Gorski:  Male, 25+ to play stage age 33; oldest successful son of Phil and Emily Gorski, has left his hometown of Pittsburgh (and his staunch Catholic upbringing) for a better life in New York, is back in Pittsburgh to visit for Christmas and to introduce his fiance to the family.

Ethnicity: All Ethnicities


Randi Stein: Female, 18+ to play 28-30; Andy’s fiance, Jewish upbringing, but a practicing atheist, progressive, an aspiring actress, works as a waitress, very pleasant, highly intelligent and poised and is obviously in love with Andy.

Ethnicity: All Ethnicities


Mickey Gorski: Male, 18+ to play 30; mentally disabled, capable of a few words but most of his communication comes from cheerful grunts, noises and finger pointing, second son of Phil and Emily and the only other sibling.

Ethnicity: All Ethnicities


Phil Gorski: Male, Stage Age 50-60 Curmudgeon; constantly complaining, loves his boys, but does not show his feelings well, former professional athlete but now walks with a slight limp and employs the use of a cane, middle class. Spends a lot of time with Mickey.

Ethnicity: All Ethnicities


Emily Gorski: Female, Stage Age 50-60 Family matriarch; simple minded yet loving, always there to smooth over any family disagreements, and always the peacemaker.

Ethnicity: All Ethnicities

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